Furnituring

Furnituring is the act of using a person as a piece furniture, typically a footstool, a table or chair. Furnituring is largely an erotic practice associated with power play, although it need not be entirely sexual.

The girl was ready for anything, including furnituring. On Sunday I used her as a footstool while watching football.

by Puppe April 10, 2015

furniture

The term used for women attached to a domicile as a perk (like renting an apartment that is already furnished).

From the movie Soylent Green:
Shirl tells Thorn that she's getting a new tenant
Det. Thorn: He'll like you. You're a helluva piece of furniture.
Shirl: Don't talk to me like that. Please.
Det. Thorn: OK.

by duffolonious March 29, 2009

Furniture

Something you sit on.

Grenade is a peice of furniture

by Apple liker December 18, 2012

furniturize

the uneducated way to say 'to put furniture in a house'; to furnish.

Dalton was looking for a furniturized house.

by RDPhalen December 24, 2010

furniture

When at least three guys in the same living arrangement have gotten on the same girl, she is referred to as furniture.

Everyone's been on that piece of furniture.

I got on Sarah last night, since you guys have hooked up with her too I guess that makes her furniture now.

by doghunter January 07, 2009

furniture

Marijuana, colloquial, obscure. Used to camouflage in mixed company or in telephone conversations.

"Hey, wanna come over and help me move some furniture?"
"Whoa, that was some heavy-ass furniture."
"Dennis and I burned some old furniture last night. It was danky."

by Bjasondotcom May 27, 2006

furniture

another nickname for a man's package

before going rock-climbing, i had to make sure all the furniture was in the same room

by tfitz87.. August 24, 2008