Furnituring is the act of using a person as a piece furniture, typically a footstool, a table or chair. Furnituring is largely an erotic practice associated with power play, although it need not be entirely sexual.
The girl was ready for anything, including furnituring. On Sunday I used her as a footstool while watching football.
by Puppe April 10, 2015
The term used for women attached to a domicile as a perk (like renting an apartment that is already furnished).
From the movie Soylent Green:
Shirl tells Thorn that she's getting a new tenant
Det. Thorn: He'll like you. You're a helluva piece of furniture.
Shirl: Don't talk to me like that. Please.
Det. Thorn: OK.
Shirl tells Thorn that she's getting a new tenant
Det. Thorn: He'll like you. You're a helluva piece of furniture.
Shirl: Don't talk to me like that. Please.
Det. Thorn: OK.
by duffolonious November 12, 2008
by RDPhalen December 24, 2010
When at least three guys in the same living arrangement have gotten on the same girl, she is referred to as furniture.
Everyone's been on that piece of furniture.
I got on Sarah last night, since you guys have hooked up with her too I guess that makes her furniture now.
I got on Sarah last night, since you guys have hooked up with her too I guess that makes her furniture now.
by doghunter January 07, 2009
"Hey, wanna come over and help me move some furniture?"
"Whoa, that was some heavy-ass furniture."
"Dennis and I burned some old furniture last night. It was danky."
"Whoa, that was some heavy-ass furniture."
"Dennis and I burned some old furniture last night. It was danky."
by Bjasondotcom May 22, 2006
by tfitz87.. July 28, 2008