1.) The resultant injury of a frog knuckle to the fupa. 2.) The mouse-sized lump that shows up on the Butt in Front (BIF) following a failed act of self-love on a stationary bike.
Big Rosie wouldn't move, so Lil Chrissy popped her in the not-knot and left her with a *fupal hematoma* that looked like a Kermit kiss on her Miss Piggy
by Dubdeuce April 4, 2023
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