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Funny River 

A small community near soldotna,alaska but is actually technically in Sterling, Alaska. A group of people mostly senior citizens, and 99% of them are hypocritical and judgemental bastards that dont want to accommodate the younger generation living in the area whatsoever.

The community center is ran by said senior citizens. Consequently, since they live in such a small area, they're more often than not...bored, whether they can admit it or not. So, their main form of entertainment is to talk down about individuals younger than them, and basically one of the biggest forums of the well-known and nostalgic game called, "Telephone."

(Someone starts a ridiculous rumor, and it gets twisted and changed into something even more interesting or sometimes damaging. The few good hearted and good natured people that dwell in this area must be real-life saints to put up with the senile folk talking about things they know nothing about. But it seems that the funny river water must have some sort of a regression effect on the older generation. They go back to the same sort of insults and immature behavior relating to high school or even grade school bullying.

Otherwise, this area is a beautiful and serene setting. Great place to relax, do some gardening, fishing, and "get away from it all" (the hustle and bustle of the bigger towns or cities)

If you can manage to not have to meet your neighbors and keep to only family then you'll be set and stress-free.
Example of word as noun or verb:

I never go on vacation anymore, but that's ok because Funny River is a great place for all never-ending "stay-cation"

- I just Funny-River'd all month. It was just as great but much cheaper than paying for airfare etc. To go to some over -populated tourist trap.
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reverse fanny pack 

When old men place their long ass balls in a sock a pull them through the legs and tie off behind the back.
Tired of sitting on them, the old man tucked his balls behind his back into a full reverse fanny pack.

mickey mousing

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Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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Haram ball

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excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
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fudanshi 

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Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
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country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026