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Fungus Dongus 

A bacterial infection that encompasses the male genitalia and often spreads up into the anus resulting in very intense stimulation. The only cure for this is to ejaculate into your own anus requiring at least 4.5 inches flaccid, though most often it’s preferred to not cure the infection and enjoy intense orgasms.
Fungus Dongus is very fun time that looks a very not fun time. Everybody should want Fengus Dongus on their dick
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fungus dingus 

fungus dingus by KUCHKOS August 17, 2017

dungus-fungus 

another word for shrooms because as we all know mushrooms is fungus and it grows on poop
lookie lookie bro i scored us some dungus-fungus
dude wtf you those grow on cow shit right?

dungus fungus

When someone or something is angry and they need to chill out and play the bongos.
“Finleighs being such a dungus fungus
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026