fung fu 

n.

1. The knowledge, expertise, and skill one acquires after years of Chinatown bus experiences and adventures, usually referring to Fung Wah.

2. The ancient Chinese martial art of escaping fires.

"Get there 10 minutes early, travel light, don't sit near the bathroom, bring your own food, hope for a 4-hour trip but plan for 6 or more... whoa -- I KNOW FUNG FU."

"One time my bus was leaking oil, so we were stranded in Connecticut for 8 HOURS!"
"Oh yeah? MY bus flipped over twice and then burst into flames -- and I survived."
"Wow, you are a true fung fu master."

fung fu by usman noyo December 24, 2008

Fung fu 

n.

1. The knowledge, expertise, and skill one acquires after years of Chinatown bus experiences and adventures, usually referring to Fung Wah.

2. The ancient Chinese martial art of escaping fires.

"Get there 10 minutes early, travel light, don't sit near the bathroom, bring your own food, hope for a 4-hour trip but plan for 6 or more... whoa -- I KNOW FUNG FU."

"One time my bus was leaking oil, so we were stranded in Connecticut for 8 HOURS!"
"Oh yeah? MY bus flipped over twice and then burst into flames -- and I survived."
"Wow, you are a true fung fu master."

Fung fu by usman noyo May 9, 2007

Bei Fung 

Slur for Chinese people

Haha look at that fucking Bei Fung over there

Bei Fung by Tyrone is Black not Gay June 8, 2023

fung tao pai fancypants 

Well, big fucking deal! (sarcastic)

Zach: I finally slept with Dan's mother!

John: Fung tao pai fancypants, bitch. That must have been a real conquest, heh heh...

fung tao pai fancypants by Dr. Gonzo March 6, 2004

Fung Shwayed

When in the rare instance of the morning after a one night stand you awake at their place and find yourself alone, with no ride home, so in spite before beginning your long walk of shame you rearrange their furniture. Such as turning their entertainment center backwards, stuffing pillows and blankets in the dishwasher, and putting their coffee table in the shower.

*It should be noted that the effort and severity of the changes are directly dependent upon how drunk you still are.

**It should also be noted that it's best to first come up with a good excuse to use if said one night stand should suddenly walk in with breakfast for you both while your trying to fit her coffee table into the bathroom.

IE: Collin explained, "I woke up at her place the next day and she was already gone. That bitch left me with no way to get home so before I started walking I Fung Shwayed her. She's still probably trying to figure out how I fit her mattress and bed-spring out on the balcony."

Fung Shwayed by Ricky LaDouche August 23, 2008

Fung Pang

'Fung Pang' is an action word like those associated with the vintage Batman programme. In the same vein as 'Pow' it outlines a movement to hurt someone else

That twats not getting away with it, Jimmy, the moment he pops up from from the job give him the full Fung Pang clean in the man fadge!

Fung Pang by Rortonjibes September 8, 2009

fung wah 

a bus that goes from chinatown in boston to chinatown nyc. it's real cheap, but the bus is known to burst into flames on the way. i guess you'll pay one way or another.

i only have 15 dollars and i need to get to new york this weekend

take the fung wah!

fung wah by scuba steve September 12, 2006