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Functional Fucker

A person who fucks you hard for hours and then makes you food and drinks .
He's a functional fucker alright, after we had sex he made me a sandwich!
by Mrs Brak August 25, 2017
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Functionally Fucked

Drunk as a motherfucker but with an odd sense of clarity and functionality.
Person 1: "How is Ben taking a test right now, he's had 18 drinks??"
Person 2: "I guess he's just functionally fucked."
by Ttirrem ikslahcim November 28, 2021
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