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A person who fucks you hard for hours and then makes you food and drinks .
He's a functional fucker alright, after we had sex he made me a sandwich!
by Mrs Brak August 25, 2017
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Sep 8 Word of the Day
A casual invitation / threat used by an individual that is not afraid of fucking someone up.
PAUL: I'm going to beat your ass.

JACK: Fuck around and find out, fool!
by NX STARCHILD October 16, 2020
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