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funhouse 

One who drools during the act of masturbation.
I used to be embarrassed about being a funhouse but with all the money I save on lubrication it payed for my education.
funhouse by Turi Serino December 6, 2006

funhouse eyes 

A person, usually but not always a female, who sees herself as being much fatter or skinnier than she really is, even when she looks in the mirror.
What gave Bertha the idea she could come on to me? Does she have funhouse eyes or what?
funhouse eyes by Gregg Brady December 1, 2006

funhouse mirror 

Natasha was pretty cool before she got all funhouse mirror on everybody.
funhouse mirror by Epic Win February 23, 2008

There are Communists in the funhouse 

Slang from Denmark referring to one being on their period
Student: "Excuse me teacher? May I go to the bathroom, it's an emergency... There are Communists in the funhouse.

crocodile funhouse 

Crocodile Funhouse:

When you are fucking her from behind and you reach around and pull her arms back.. Once you've done that, slowly lean into kiss her neck and aggressively bite her neck and put her into a death roll.
John: What's up? You look sad.

Josh: Kim is mad at me.
John: what'd you do?

Josh: gave her a crocodile funhouse.

John: makes sense.

Crusty funhouse 

When you repeatedly ejaculate inside a tie-dye tee-shirt, and then wear it.
I had no shirts left to wear, so I had to put on a crusty funhouse.
Crusty funhouse by Megacheese69420 February 26, 2023
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