funhouse

a funhouse is a euphemism for a vagina

I wanna put my cock into your funhouse tonight!

by kahoutek June 30, 2009

funhouse

One who drools during the act of masturbation.

I used to be embarrassed about being a funhouse but with all the money I save on lubrication it payed for my education.

by Turi Serino December 6, 2006

funhouse eyes

A person, usually but not always a female, who sees herself as being much fatter or skinnier than she really is, even when she looks in the mirror.

What gave Bertha the idea she could come on to me? Does she have funhouse eyes or what?

by Gregg Brady December 1, 2006

funhouse mirror

crazier that someone lets on, insane in the membrane.

Natasha was pretty cool before she got all funhouse mirror on everybody.

by Epic Win February 23, 2008

There are Communists in the funhouse

Slang from Denmark referring to one being on their period

Student: "Excuse me teacher? May I go to the bathroom, it's an emergency... There are Communists in the funhouse.

by student1357 May 15, 2010

crocodile funhouse

Crocodile Funhouse:

When you are fucking her from behind and you reach around and pull her arms back.. Once you've done that, slowly lean into kiss her neck and aggressively bite her neck and put her into a death roll.

John: What's up? You look sad.

Josh: Kim is mad at me.
John: what'd you do?

Josh: gave her a crocodile funhouse.

John: makes sense.

by Cheeki_Cunt_Corz April 13, 2016

Crusty funhouse

When you repeatedly ejaculate inside a tie-dye tee-shirt, and then wear it.

I had no shirts left to wear, so I had to put on a crusty funhouse.

by Megacheese69420 February 26, 2023