8 definitions by kahoutek

cherry wood

when a guy gets a hard on after having sex with a woman who is menstruating.

I got a cherry wood last night when I fucked my girlfriend!

by kahoutek July 2, 2009

honky tonk blues

when someone is so strung out on methamphetamine and horny but can't get a hard-on

I had a bad case of the honky tonk blues last night!

by kahoutek July 2, 2009

pussy text

when you text your girlfriend dirty messages

my boyfriend just sent me another pussy text!

by kahoutek July 3, 2009

funhouse

a funhouse is a euphemism for a vagina

I wanna put my cock into your funhouse tonight!

by kahoutek July 1, 2009

black out piss

when someone drinks too much and passes out and pisses in their bed.

Whoa my boyfriend drank too much whiskey last night and pulled a black out piss this morning!

by kahoutek July 8, 2009

kumquat

a euphemism for a little vagina

my girlfriend has a kumquat pussy

by kahoutek July 2, 2009

naughty neighbor

a naughty neighbor is a euphemism for a woman's asshole

I wanna lick your pussy and your naughty neighbor as well tonight!

by kahoutek July 1, 2009