kahoutek's definitions

pussy text

when you text your girlfriend dirty messages

my boyfriend just sent me another pussy text!

by kahoutek July 3, 2009

cherry wood

when a guy gets a hard on after having sex with a woman who is menstruating.

I got a cherry wood last night when I fucked my girlfriend!

by kahoutek July 2, 2009

honky tonk blues

when someone is so strung out on methamphetamine and horny but can't get a hard-on

I had a bad case of the honky tonk blues last night!

by kahoutek July 2, 2009

funhouse

a funhouse is a euphemism for a vagina

I wanna put my cock into your funhouse tonight!

by kahoutek June 30, 2009

kumquat

a euphemism for a little vagina

my girlfriend has a kumquat pussy

by kahoutek July 2, 2009

black out piss

when someone drinks too much and passes out and pisses in their bed.

Whoa my boyfriend drank too much whiskey last night and pulled a black out piss this morning!

by kahoutek July 7, 2009

Herb

a pest. a person who turns out to be the kind of friend you don't really want around, but can't seem to get rid of. The kind of person who has no life and sends spam emails to a bunch of people he he barely knows just so he can feel like he is communicating and has a life. The kind of person who is not above using emotional blackmail to get you to be friends with them.

that guy is such a herb! I never respond to his emails and the creep calls me out of the blue last night to bullshit. he needs to get a life!

by kahoutek July 7, 2009