by Cwmnyc May 15, 2019
Get the Fullshitter mug.Guy: Do you think Dave really caught a 200lb bass?
Guy 2: No. Dave is a chronic bullshitter. The more he smokes, the bigger the bass gets.
Guy 2: No. Dave is a chronic bullshitter. The more he smokes, the bigger the bass gets.
by CaptainCrakhead May 26, 2013
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Get the Band 5 Bullshitter mug.The words of wisdom received when a person tries to deceive someone who is good at deceiving people.
So I told my dad "I drove your car to the party and was drinking, but my friend who wasn't drinking drove your car home." My dad said, "Son, I'm a used car salesman, Don't bullshit a bullshitter."
by largestcockintheworld October 4, 2011
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by electric172 August 28, 2005
Get the Bullshittery mug.Josh: Hey man what did you write about for the history essay?
Javier: I don't know, man. I just used my skills in bullshittery and prayed it made sense.
Javier: I don't know, man. I just used my skills in bullshittery and prayed it made sense.
by Trumpeteer10 April 19, 2020
Get the Bullshittery mug.Noun, one who frequently gives misleading information, provides excuses when necessary, gives bogus facts to support alibi for bailing or standing up plans, doesn't answer phone calls as way to deter oncoming plans.
Zach was such a bullshitter that he almost believed himself when he told people he forgot to check his phone.
by tommy bullshittin January 4, 2015
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