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A person who took a left turn on fucking idiot and straight past half retard all the way to full fledged fucking potato.

Look at Jimmy trying to shoot himself in the face with a bow. Hes gone full potato.
Or
You slept with that nasty skank? Have you gone full potato?
Or
Guy who smokes too much weed he thinks his hands are on backwards (baked potato)
Or

Jeff have a sexual encounter with a meat grinder. (You can clearly see that Jeff is full potato)

full potato by ClamSlammington September 11, 2016

Words you can keep

full potato

Full retard

"Nigga, you just went full potato"

full potato by Stardust96 February 25, 2014

Related Words

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Full Potato

When a person drinks too much, exits a party / place of entertainment early, empties the contents of their stomach in their bedroom. The vomit has to sit on the bed sheets, in shoes, carpets and on oneself to count.

Mr. Smith had too good a night, this was evidenced by him going full potato!

Full Potato by Man of the night August 2, 2017

Going Full Potato

The act of stupidity, accidental happenings not in your favor (tripping, slipping or falling) Speaking incorrectly, or forgetfulness. The act of being a freakin Idiot

Forgot to buy coffee, turn in my homework, and tripped over my internet cord. I'm Going Full Potato.

Going Full Potato by Ryan Loggan February 3, 2014

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026