A sexual act involving two men, a woman, a wardrobe with a hole cut out in the back, and a faun costume. Have the woman crawl into the wardrobe, sticking her head through the hole that has been cut out. When she is positioned properly, a man is then to mount the woman and perform sexual intercourse while the other man, dressed as Mr. Tumnus, receives oral sex on the other side of the wardrobe.
I'm just glad Carl still had that faun costume, otherwise we couldn't have given that bitch The Full Narnia!
by skinny white boy July 12, 2014
by stayonthesunnysideup June 19, 2018