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a mainly residential area in south west london. the only place in london where house prices have fallen in the last 2 years. popular with tramps.
"hey geoff, let's move off the streets into fulham, we can afford a house there and it's right next to putney!"
fulham by XFACTOR27 May 6, 2007
Words you can keep
A town full of retards
Have Got a football team made up of wasters
Most Fulham fans are under 5 years old
Best saying to a Fulham fan is ( where were you when you were shit)

Flats on the cottage
I feel like a Jimmy Hill , ex fulham chairman

A wank
fulham by m.a.f August 24, 2009
The best football club in London.
We are Fulham, Super Fulham, We are Fulham, f*ck Chelsea!
Fulham by KRHimself December 5, 2003
The best football club in England. Also the area of London where a team called Chelsea play football, although their real name is A Small Team From Fulham. (See also cunts.)
- Where do you live?
- Fulham.
- Who do you support?
- Who do you think?
- Chelsea?
- Do I look like a cunt?
fulham by PaDdington May 31, 2004

Fulham Pound 

A £2 coin. The smallest unit of change carried by a Fulham resident.
Alex: This homeless guy in Fulham just asked me for change!

Person 2: Did you help him out?

Alex: Haha, as if I had anything smaller than a Fulham Pound.

Person 2: Dude, it's January...

Alex: Haha, I hate the poor. Rah.
Fulham Pound by Iain1285 October 28, 2010

Fulham Fan 

A group of individuals who meet in west London to see FULHAM FC play football matches. They are known to wear tartan scarfs, sip tea, and frantically use their notorious ‘clappers’ to boost their teams performance. However, they are known to voice their opinion on online blogs and refrain from violence with other clubs.
A really nice woman helped me cross the road today!
She was probably a Fulham fan.

Everyone is friends with a Fulham Fan
Fulham Fan by Jack Wilshere T City December 25, 2019

Fulham Gang 

The well known gang in Fulham is known for having ‘beef’ with a group of youths from the worlds end estate Sw10 Chelsea. It is clear to see that over the past 2 years the youths from Fulham SW6 are winning the ‘beef’. Especially the younger youths I’ve heard of: Skattz, TMuni , Wamz , Young Skattz, DSav , KM, SK, Very Sav, BSav , and many more. It is seen as Fulham have plotted on The Worlds End estate many time nd they have not shown any retaliation back. Billz from Worlds end has been caught on a ‘lack’ so many times and even when his girlfriend got a milkshake thrown in her face by Km and Skattz he didn’t ‘ride’ for her. There has also been many stabbings involved which I can not say too much about, but as I know not one person from Fulham has been touched.
Fulham Gang by Johnsonwill456 February 27, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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