Fuk me
Fuk me by Garry jerrysson February 6, 2017
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John: Dave your mum has just died
Dave: FUK ME! Are you joking?
John: Dave look at that girl over there
Dave: FUK ME she is FIT!
Dave: FUK ME! Are you joking?
John: Dave look at that girl over there
Dave: FUK ME she is FIT!
fuk me! by Gary_Preston June 24, 2007
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come fuk me eyes by babyfacetilton March 5, 2008
Uhm excuse me what the actual fuk?
Good to use when someones just broken into your house or your sibling has just left the entire pacific ocean on the goddamn bathroom floor.
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fuk you mental
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Mom'ed the fu*k out of me!
When your toddler has said, Mom, mom, mom, mom..." endlessly to the point of annoyance and frustration. Making you wonder and understand why animals eat their own young.
Lil Debbi has Mom'ed the fu*k out of me! already today. I had to get some coffee in me before I made poor parenting choices. I still don't know what she wants nor does she I think. "MOM, MOM, MOM, MOM , Mom , mom.
Mom'ed the fu*k out of me! by Frank D Brown April 27, 2021