Fujai 

so cool and such a good person. Is the smartest person known by einstein. He sometimes hangs out with lame people with pity. very good at sports. very honest and reliable person. ansh is lame

I wish i was as cool as Fujai

Fujai by anshislame1234 November 26, 2020

Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke 

Originally, the full name of Jugemu, a character in a Japanese folktale. The name was given by his father after a consultation with a priest. The priest suggested many names and the father being indecisive named his son all of these names.

Now it is a joke for Scar and Wrath's real name in Fullmetal Alchemist.

Wrath: What is your real name?

Scar: Hmph... Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: What a coincidence. My name is also Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: Here I come, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke!

Scar: Bring it, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpoko- I bit my tongue!

Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke by SMYunicorn December 3, 2020

Chihiro fujisaki 

Your new lord and master for all of eternity. He is the greatest thing to ever exist and he should be elected president. You should love him, and if you don't, you shall die.

"Dude, Chihiro Fujisaki is the greatest thing to ever exist!"
"I know, right?"

Chihiro fujisaki by PoopFacePoopManPoopHead294702 November 28, 2020

Fujisaki Scale 

The Fujisaki Scale is a scale for measuring the intensity of Tornados based upon the damage an egg would inflict on construction materials.

Dale. This tornado's already at level two on the Fujisaki scale. A storm that strong can send an egg through a barn door. Two if one of them is open.

Bobby. What does a level three do, Mr. Gribble?

Dale: A level three can send an egg through a brick wall. Tornado chasers call it Humpty's Revenge

Fujisaki Scale by RayRoy Strickland January 20, 2013

Fujimora Pantsu 

A badass Japanese anime character who swings his axe at you, his best friend and nemisis is Kumasan

"I'm Fujimora Pantsu and I swing my axe at youuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!"

Fujimora Pantsu by fujimora pantsu February 7, 2012

Fujiwara Bunta

An old man who wears a pink polo shirt with a right front pocket with khaki pants and sandals. Smokes about every five minutes. Drives a AE86 Trueno(1988 Apex Corolla) or a Subaru WRX Type R.

Hey Bunta! Get two hands on the wheel! We're tackling a corner! I don't care if you need to smoke! We're going over 100 km/h. Aaahhhhhhhh.

Fujiwara Bunta by Toan October 20, 2003

It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

The only real and legit way of ending any haiku.

This sentence must at all times be used to end a haiku, ignoring the sentences that came before it.

A) Sonic the Hedgehog,
You are the best game ever.
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

It's snowing on Mt. Fuji by _Announcer October 12, 2015