Fake, fugazi, unauthentic, sub standard person who owns zero Colonists or Bored Apes. Buys at the top as sells low. Wears fake drip and doesn't even smoke, full cap. Has never done mushrooms. Has a low body count and buys Tinder gold. Simps for chicks with BBLs and lip fillers. Prefers a bust-down AP over a Presidential Rolex. Wears a grill. Also very short and has a physique built like a pastrami sandwich.
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by Swayed March 13, 2022