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fuctarp by _NeMeSiS_ March 6, 2003
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A cross between a fuckup and a retard. Usually someone in cyberspace that dosen't have a real clue about anything.
That fuctard dosen't know what he's talking about! He wouldn't know the difference between a CPU and an IUD!
fuctard by Moribund Infantia August 7, 2003
Related Words
"shut up fuctard"
fuctard by tendo April 19, 2003
A cross between a phucktard and a really fugly and annoying person. Could be synonymous with very stupid, fucked up in the head, obnoxious and shit head.
Billy's being a fugtarp again today. I asked him how he was doing and he said, "What the fuck does that mean? Are you implying something?"
fugtarp by Eunice007 March 20, 2009
George Bush is a fuctard.
fuctard by David McRandom February 8, 2005
This is an expansion on the commonly used term retard. more exclusively a shorter version of the excellent remark of F+++IN RETARD. This can be used in a wide variety of situations and is just down right hilarious.
person #1: "Hey so have you talked to soandso today?

you: "God, I hope not! last time I called him that FUCTARD talked forever and wouldnt let me off the phone!"

OR ... Man, stop acting like such a FUCTARD.
Fuctard by -HatersMadeMeFamous- February 26, 2010
The waste of carbon and oxygen that refers to itself as United Spammers on UD.
Why the hell do we still have to put up with this little fuctard? Can't someone get it's IP address and block it from here permanently?
Fuctard by Misty Dawn January 13, 2009
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