Fuckwidth

A measurement of limited mental capacity to care enough about dealing with something; adjacent to “bandwidth,” but specific to degrees of motivation vs apathy

After long procrastination in completing a required government survey, I assumed I didn’t have the bandwidth to deal with it; however, now realize I simply didn’t have the fuckwidth necessary for the task.

Fuckwidth by lacobu April 27, 2026

fuckwit's (more than one fuckwit) 

People who use apostrophes to make words plural.

Yes, you are a fuckwit.

fuckwit's (more than one fuckwit) by Andy80586 December 21, 2003

fuckwiththis 

User of internet forum KanyeToThe. Infamous for slinging shit from the shower and stanning Xxxtentacion before his death.

Theres Fuckwiththis lets try to get him banned

fuckwiththis by kttges November 12, 2018

FUCKWITTERY 

The art of doing things for the sake of doing things, that don't need to be done.

Over complicating processes just to make your job seem more important is fuckwittery at its best!

FUCKWITTERY by 00486770 April 1, 2021

fuckworthy 

Something worth caring about.

That type of person cannot be trusted, they are not at all fuckworthy.

fuckworthy by Dr Bunnygirl May 6, 2019

fuckworthiness 

The quality of being worthy of having sex with as determined by a combination of physical attractiveness, intelligence and certain character elements including an evolved sense of humor.

His high level of fuckworthiness is something I had practically involuntarily calculated quite some time ago.

fuckworthiness by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2019

fuckwit 

A person who is not only lacking in clue but is apparently unable or unwilling to acquire clue even when handed it on a plate in generous portions.

Manos, you're a fuckwit.

fuckwit by Jon Fuller October 17, 2003