sucktionary 

What happens when the "word of the day" at Urban Dictionary are no longer Urban/Witty/Relevant.

See WOTDs-jack in, bullshit bingo, grab a wheel, pedexterity.

Lesley: What happened at Urban Dictionary? The words are all gay lately. Did they change staff?
Bob: Must of? Sounds like all the word are related to geeky white computer males.
Lesley: yah tell me about it. Imagine if some one starts poppin off and I throw out the newest Urban Slang I heard on UD and tell them I'm going to give them a "Thumb Lashing". I'd be laughed out the club son.
Bob: Urban sucktionary

sucktionary by Lesley2272 October 16, 2008

Snicktionary 

Snicktionary is the reference to the Snickers brand Dictionary of created words used on the back of each and every Scnickers Bar.

For instance:
Peanutopolis
Neugotocity
Hungerectomy
Substantialiscous
Snacklish
Nougetaboutit
Nutlegience
Patrick Chewing etc,.

Man did you see the new word added to the Snicktionary dave?

no man, what was it?

Hungerectomy

Snicktionary by simpsonstyle819 June 26, 2009

ducktionary

A dictionary of ducks. Also known as a ducklopedia.

Is that a dictionary?
No. It's a ducktionary. See? Here's the California Mallard.
AMAZING.

ducktionary by josh is jewish October 15, 2008

Urban Fucktionary 

When somebody is pissed off, for whatever reason at urban dictionary, they will call it urban fucktionary

Jimmy: Hey man, what's up?

Spike: Don't talk to me Jimmy, I'm pissed off cuz I caught my woman with another man

Jimmy: Well here's something that'll cheer you up, do you know what an Alabama firedragon is?

Spike: I don't care, is that something you found on urban fucktionary? Get a life, loser

Urban Fucktionary by Mr. FuckOff December 21, 2009

urban ducktionary 

n. Brilliant collection of strange new ducks and old ducks with new, usually pornographic, uses.

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Dude! What is that odd creature waddling behind you?

Oh, just something I found at Urban Ducktionary. We kind of bonded.

You gonna fatten her up and eat her?

Something like that.

urban ducktionary by gnostic 1 December 23, 2012

Fucktionary

Fuck + Pictonary. A fun family game to play with all ages. The players (2- Infinite). Pick a Graphic (XXX rated) film or magazine and copy exactly a extravagant position that is performed.

Husband: Hey Hon! The kids are gone. Lets play some Fucktionary!
Wife:Oh yea! Lets play sweetie!

Boyfriend: Hey babe... want to play some Fucktionary.
Girlfriend: OMG! Totally... lets do it!

Fucktionary by The Zunk December 17, 2010

Sticktionary 

A highly specific dictionary catered to words revolving around the "stick language", arranged to parallel marijuana terminology by using forst-based,wood-related terms.

There are currently several words found within the continuously growing sticktionary. For example a marijuana cigarette is a "stick", and smaller one is a "twig". Additionally, sticks and twings come from trees, which is a large accumulation of the wondeful substance.

Furethermore, since a "cord" is 128 cubic feet of wood stacked tightly, 4' high by 4' wide by 8' long (4X4X8), and a "rick" or "rack" is the amount of firewood stacked 4' by 8' by one row of the length of the stick, these terms can be applied to parallel an Ounce(Oz) and half Ounce(1/2 OZ) of weed.

Clearly, a lumberjack cuts trees, chops the wood and bundles it in chords or ricks; hence the lumberjack is in essence the stick drugdealer.

Once a chord, rick or rack is obtained from the lumberjack, a fire is created and the sticks are burned. Occasionally, a "forest-fire" is created when multiple sticks are buring within a close vicinity. Often the people who handle or burn the sticks are known as loggers.

The following conversation is based on words coming from the sticktionary.

"Hey Mike, should we burn a stick before going to the party"?

"Sure, let me call the lumberjack, see if he can chop down some trees and stack us a chord, then we'll be set for a few days"

"Wonderful. We could even start a forest-fire of sorts at the party since their will be lots of loggers there."

"Great! Let the sticking begin!"

Sticktionary by CrazyC420 October 6, 2006