Fucks News 

I can't believe this hasn't been defined yet, or for that matter a pun that isn't really heard at all. Ok, so it's obviously a pun on Fox News. Fox News fucks news, right?

Fucks News fucks real news in the ass and ejaculates right wing propaganda.

Fucks News by Johnny Black ffs November 1, 2009

what the fuck news 

news that makes you just want to say "what the fuck" after it.

Susan- Hey, did you hear about the roofie rapist on the loose?

Cynthia- No! What the fuck!

Susan- I know isn't that crazy?!
Cynthia- That is some serious what the fuck news.

what the fuck news by BEEPOSEY July 29, 2009

Fuck Fox News 

What anyone with a working brain cell says when hearing of their assholish finger-pointing.

Bigot Fox News blame video games on everything. Gamers get pissed, because seriously, fuck fox news.

Fuck Fox News by A pissed-off gamer September 17, 2013

Fake News Fuck Nut 

Everyone knows someone that talks and talks about their amazing sex life and sexual partners. Bragging about how they can get anyone to fuck them. Most of them are fake news fuck nuts.

Fake News-Information given to another that is not true.

Fuck Nut- Talks about how great they are in bed way to much. Fuck is sex and nut is someone that’s missing some marbles.

So Fake News Fuck Nut would be someone insanely lying about their sex life. Including who, how, when, what position etc. EVERYTHING is a total lie.

1. I’m starting to think that Dick is a Fake News Fuck Nut. He has to be in la la land because it’s too unrealistic.

2. Gina G-Spot is a total Fake News Fuck Nut! According to her every guy she meets wants to fuck her. She wishes.

Fake News Fuck Nut by Bangin ST January 14, 2022

fuck that news 

Very similar to fuck that noise. To disregard rumours and gossip.

Fuck that news.

fuck that news by Iron Wang September 3, 2010