Fucks News
I can't believe this hasn't been defined yet, or for that matter a pun that isn't really heard at all. Ok, so it's obviously a pun on Fox News. Fox News fucks news, right?
Fucks News by Johnny Black ffs November 1, 2009
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what the fuck news
Susan- Hey, did you hear about the roofie rapist on the loose?
Cynthia- No! What the fuck!
Susan- I know isn't that crazy?!
Cynthia- That is some serious what the fuck news.
Cynthia- No! What the fuck!
Susan- I know isn't that crazy?!
Cynthia- That is some serious what the fuck news.
what the fuck news by BEEPOSEY July 29, 2009
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Bigot Fox News blame video games on everything. Gamers get pissed, because seriously, fuck fox news.
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Fake News Fuck Nut
Everyone knows someone that talks and talks about their amazing sex life and sexual partners. Bragging about how they can get anyone to fuck them. Most of them are fake news fuck nuts.
Fake News-Information given to another that is not true.
Fuck Nut- Talks about how great they are in bed way to much. Fuck is sex and nut is someone that’s missing some marbles.
So Fake News Fuck Nut would be someone insanely lying about their sex life. Including who, how, when, what position etc. EVERYTHING is a total lie.
Fake News-Information given to another that is not true.
Fuck Nut- Talks about how great they are in bed way to much. Fuck is sex and nut is someone that’s missing some marbles.
So Fake News Fuck Nut would be someone insanely lying about their sex life. Including who, how, when, what position etc. EVERYTHING is a total lie.
1. I’m starting to think that Dick is a Fake News Fuck Nut. He has to be in la la land because it’s too unrealistic.
2. Gina G-Spot is a total Fake News Fuck Nut! According to her every guy she meets wants to fuck her. She wishes.
2. Gina G-Spot is a total Fake News Fuck Nut! According to her every guy she meets wants to fuck her. She wishes.
Fake News Fuck Nut by Bangin ST January 14, 2022
fuck that news
fuck that news by Iron Wang September 3, 2010
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