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the amount of fucks i give 

No fucks shall be given today

not a single fuck will be given today
The amount of fucks I give is 0

Look at all the fucks I give 

“Look At All The Fucks I Give” is a catchphrase often used in image macros and animated GIFs to show how little one cares about what someone else is talking about
Lenny: STOP EATING MY CRACKERS
Adam: LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKS I GIVE

Look at all the fucks I give! 

When one holds both their hands out in the formation of an empty cup and then says, "Look at all the fucks I give!"

It's used as a common form of I don't give a fuck.
Ashley Anabelle: "Tess! My body is on fire!"

Tess Marie: "Look at all the fucks I give!"

But we're just joking we love each other! <3

The fucks I give 

None. There are no fucks to give. Empty. The Great Depression was caused by this, the amount of fucks not given.
Bro, there is nothing in my wallet just like the fucks I give in this conversation .
The fucks I give by U maybe know me February 9, 2021

Would You Like A Side Of Fucks I Can Give You?

A man named ottertots_ made this word up on the spot. Some fuck head thinks otherwise. Well he’s fucking wrong
“Would you like a side of fucks I can give you?”

[I give no fucks] 

Means you don't care.
I give no fucks what you think!
[I give no fucks] by JimJam1008 November 29, 2013
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

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I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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