Fucks I give 

It has no meaning, due to the fact I don't give any

Paul: Hey man, I'm going to San Fransisco
Dylan: This is the amount of fucks I give *points to nothing*

Fucks I give by PairOfDucks February 21, 2015

the amount of fucks i give 

None

No fucks shall be given today

not a single fuck will be given today
The amount of fucks I give is 0

the amount of fucks i give by Fap master 22 October 9, 2013

Look at all the fucks I give 

“Look At All The Fucks I Give” is a catchphrase often used in image macros and animated GIFs to show how little one cares about what someone else is talking about

Lenny: STOP EATING MY CRACKERS
Adam: LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKS I GIVE

Look at all the fucks I give by AWERTT August 20, 2013

Look at all the fucks I give! 

When one holds both their hands out in the formation of an empty cup and then says, "Look at all the fucks I give!"

It's used as a common form of I don't give a fuck.

Ashley Anabelle: "Tess! My body is on fire!"

Tess Marie: "Look at all the fucks I give!"

But we're just joking we love each other! <3

Look at all the fucks I give! by Ashley Anabelle and Tess Marie January 17, 2011

The fucks I give 

None. There are no fucks to give. Empty. The Great Depression was caused by this, the amount of fucks not given.

Bro, there is nothing in my wallet just like the fucks I give in this conversation .

The fucks I give by U maybe know me February 9, 2021

Would You Like A Side Of Fucks I Can Give You?

A man named ottertots_ made this word up on the spot. Some fuck head thinks otherwise. Well he’s fucking wrong

“Would you like a side of fucks I can give you?”

Would You Like A Side Of Fucks I Can Give You? by ottertots_ November 11, 2020

[I give no fucks] 

Means you don't care.

I give no fucks what you think!

[I give no fucks] by JimJam1008 November 29, 2013