Fucking the chicken

a random, inexplicably out of place rant.

John: Hey, Fred...did you understand what Professor Smith was talking about in class today?... Read More

Fred: Not a word. He was totally 'Fucking the chicken' on that one.

Fucking the chicken by Matt Camein September 19, 2009

I'm the one who's fucking the chicken 

Describes the person who is doing, working, acting. The term is used as a way of telling the bearer of unwanted, unnessesary and bullshit advice to shut up, fuck off and leave you alone. Its a way of letting them know that you are the man and yuu have the current situation under control. Or can also describe the more dominant person as in the guy who tells other the way its going to be.

My boss was a fucking legend but I thought he was doing something wrong. So i tried to offer my advice and he responded with "I'm the one who's fucking the chicken". Or my girlfriend being a pain in the arse and doing shit that is pissing me off so I had to tell her listen bitch "I'm the one who's fucking the chicken".

I'm the one who's fucking the chicken by JMuny July 11, 2014