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I'm a fat fucking pig

Brendon Urie in Lil Dicky's song EARTH

holy fucking pig shit batman 

Definition 1:
A long expression used in reaction when something unbelievably crazy has just occurred / been witnessed / someone has found out about.

Definition 2:
Can also be used to describe the actions of an individual or group, who has just completed something of remarkable skill or achievement, and are worthy of comparison to Batmans skills.

Derived from the Robin ‘The Boy Wonders’ TV show catchphrase;

“Holy (insert object / person / event here) Batman!!”
Example 1:

Greg: “I just saw two trains crash together, and everybody onboard walked off alive!”

Jake: ”Holy fucking pit shit Batman!”

Example 2:

James Bond: "I just saved the world, killed the bad guy, fucked three women, and learnt how to tap-dance all on the way back here to HQ"

M: "Holy fucking pig shit Batman!"

mother fucking hell pig

a fat ass with no other thing to do in life other then to piss you off
my brother is a mother fucking hell pig
my mom is a MFHP

Pig Fucking Contest

An extremely rough and competitive gang bang or gang rape. Can involve an overweight or unattractive woman but not technically required.
As a competition it is scored loosely by the other participants. Rating each other on technique, creativity, duration, amplitude, modulation, depravity and unnecessary roughness.
It was clear to the members of the Omega Sigma Tau outlaw Bike Gang and tea society that MaryLou had agreed to to be the playing field for a pig fucking contest when she chose to drink the beer with the roofy in it.

Pig Fucking Chubby Chaser

A bloke who shags big ugly girls and has no shame. Even if there old enough to be his mum.
Often thinks hes "The man" or "Pimp Daddy"

Pig fucking 

When a guy and girl are having sex while eating those tasty snacks we call Doritos.
"Man Inga, I'd really like to try some pig fucking tonight".

"You mean bestiality"!?!?

"No hun, I'm talking about eating Doritos while we are doin it".
Pig fucking by Nightwish224 March 10, 2008