(Adjective)- Whilst being annoyed while playing popular first person shooters thoust shall lose in fair fight and blame the game, or shall shout at TV that is not listening to said players rage and say "That's fucking gay ass shit!"
*While using shotgun at close range* How'd he kill me with that shotgun!? I'm using the same gun and he beat me! How!? That's fucking gay ass shit right there."
Whilst playing popular first person shooters and you lose to a fair fight, and are pissed about it. Thoust percieves it to be unfair and calls it Fucking Gay Ass Shit
*In an uncontrolled rage* WHAT THE FUCK?!? How did I lose that gun fight? That's fucking gay ass shit!
The exact combination of words that replaces anything that you forgot or can't think of fast enough. Said with a short pause between "Fucking" and "Shit ass"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!