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Fucking Kids 

The people who live in our homes, for whom we are legally and financially responsible simply because we are their biological parents or legal guardians. The worst room-mates you will ever have, Fucking Kids will eat all of your food, steal your stuff, lie to you and trash your place.
My Fucking Kids drank up all of my Ovaltine, spilled it on my white couch, denied it and blamed it on each other. I must endure this torture until they are at least 18 years old. Fucking Kids.
Fucking Kids by Ambr February 9, 2007

GET OFF MY LAWN YOU FUCKING KIDS!!! 

Used by old men, or women; who have no respect for kids, or teens, playing outdoor games. This is a phrase generally uttered within seconds of someone touching the lawn. Its almost as if the person sits and waits, like a robot, waiting for someone to go on thier lawn. People uttering this line normally have shotguns, and will fire randomly if provoked.
Kid: This is a fun game of Manhunt *Steps on Lawn.

Old Man Jenkins: GET OFF MY LAWN YOU FUCKING KIDS!!!

Mother Fuckin’ Kids 

My Mother fuckin’ kids better come home right fuckin now!

fuckingkiss 

Its when the guy sticks his tounge on the girl's mouth and gets it in and out like they are fucking except its on the mouth
Oh my gawd David kept doing the fuckingkiss to Elsie so Josue can wack it off!
fuckingkiss by LC February 17, 2005
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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