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Fucking Kids 

The people who live in our homes, for whom we are legally and financially responsible simply because we are their biological parents or legal guardians. The worst room-mates you will ever have, Fucking Kids will eat all of your food, steal your stuff, lie to you and trash your place.
My Fucking Kids drank up all of my Ovaltine, spilled it on my white couch, denied it and blamed it on each other. I must endure this torture until they are at least 18 years old. Fucking Kids.
Fucking Kids by Ambr February 9, 2007

GET OFF MY LAWN YOU FUCKING KIDS!!! 

Used by old men, or women; who have no respect for kids, or teens, playing outdoor games. This is a phrase generally uttered within seconds of someone touching the lawn. Its almost as if the person sits and waits, like a robot, waiting for someone to go on thier lawn. People uttering this line normally have shotguns, and will fire randomly if provoked.
Kid: This is a fun game of Manhunt *Steps on Lawn.

Old Man Jenkins: GET OFF MY LAWN YOU FUCKING KIDS!!!

Mother Fuckin’ Kids 

My Mother fuckin’ kids better come home right fuckin now!

fuckingkiss 

Its when the guy sticks his tounge on the girl's mouth and gets it in and out like they are fucking except its on the mouth
Oh my gawd David kept doing the fuckingkiss to Elsie so Josue can wack it off!
fuckingkiss by LC February 17, 2005