Fucking Dick

1. Generally a male who cheats on a girl, tells her the truth and feels like everything is fine afterwords.
2. A penis during the act of sexual intercourse.

My EX boyfriend is a fucking dick.

Yea I can't believe he would cheat on you.

Fucking Dick by The Fucking Dick January 1, 2009

Words you can keep

Fucking dick

The best reaction to any situation. Ever.

Dude: Hey man..... I think I broke your car door.....
Me: Fucking DICK!

Dude: Hey man, what's up?
Me: Oh huh what?
Dude: Don't you remeber me?
Me:..... Fucking dick?

Dude: I hate life
Me: Fucking dick!

Ice Cream Man: That'll be 3 dollars
Me: Fucking DICK!

You After Reading This Shitty Definition: Fucking DICK!

Fucking dick by Dr. Crowley November 9, 2009

Related Words

fucking dickhead • Fucking Dick • fucking dick crapper • fucking dick miller • fucking dick munch • Fucking dick shit balls face • absolute fucking dick head • Hoe fucking dick sucker • I will suck your fucking dick • LFD (lucky fucking dick)

fucking dick crapper

The definition is that a person who is bad or someone who is horrible and is a dick and likes to poop on your shoe

a fucking dick crapper defininetly doesn't know how to drive.

fucking dick crapper by psun3 June 4, 2018

Fucking dick shit balls face

Fucking Dick shit balls face is a sexually transmitted disease that you can only catch by fucking the devil, the symptoms of fucking Dick shit balls face are the metamorphosis of the shaft into a legitimate piece of shit and the sudden relocation of the testicles to the forehead

Person a- yo that dude has fucking Dick shit balls face
Person b- aw shit crucify that mother fucker, he fucked satan

Fucking dick shit balls face by Bob the builders tight asshole February 11, 2019

fucking dick munch

Someone who loves to munch dick all day every day and rarely have an empty mouth, also referred to as a slag/sket.

Rebbeca is a fucking dick munch, because she always has a dick in her mouth.

fucking dick munch by BassFaceBasher November 7, 2013

fucking dick miller

An all around good dude, helpful and generous, except for when he's a dick!

Miller's a good dude to work with, except for when he's being a dick. Fucking dick miller!

fucking dick miller by Gk34 March 30, 2017

YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER

this is one of the longest insults known to man-kind, and is most commonly used to REALLY piss some one off to the highest degree, often when they are a fucking whore that deserves to die
-and you often say that when your gonna kill their mother

P1: you are a mother fucking idiot that should go die in a piss filled ho-
p2: YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER!!!
p1: nah... wait WHAT?!
p2: *kills mother*
p1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER by SomeRandomIdiotThatSucksAss April 16, 2022

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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
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The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

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See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

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Bob: Literally 1984!

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User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

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Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

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