Fucking Christmas

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A somewhat disturbing viral video on the Internet. Can be found with an easy Google search. The video contains a man, (probably a lonely, gay, virgin), dancing to music while naked and wearing a Santa Claus mask, spanking himself with a ping pong paddle, fucking inanimate objects such as pumpkins, and uncooked turkeys, also, shoving many things up his ass, then eating them.

Man 1: Dude, have you seen that Fucking Christmas video?

Man 2: No. I'll do that now.

*watches*

Man 2: What the fuck did I just watch?...

Fucking Christmas by Mitch Teh 1337 May 6, 2009

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Merry Fucking Christmas

1. Said when one is sabotaged/0wned/h4x0rd/etc around the Christmas season.

2.Also works with other holidays

1. "Oh, you got into a wreck? Merry Fucking Christmas!"

2. We got salmonella from those eggs. Happy Fucking Easter!

2a. What? Y2K bug!? Happy Fucking Millenium

and so on and so on

Merry Fucking Christmas by AnatomyIsDestiny December 25, 2004

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its fucking christmas

hohoho, bitch

tom: ey yo its fucking christmas

jhon: hohoho bitch

its fucking christmas by fucking santa November 1, 2021

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fucking around the christmas tree

Taking too long to do something.

We were getting ready to go to the pub but johnno was fucking around the christmas tree doing his hair..

fucking around the christmas tree by TAMZANARIAN April 24, 2016

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Fucking up my Christmas

means the same as fucking up my shit, not holiday a related song, it is an exclamation of dismay at the site of a beautiful woman

Fucking up my Christmas by Kris Brix June 10, 2003

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Fucking up my Christmas

Fuckin up my christmas is a new way of saying fuckin up my shit
This is not so much a holliday oriented song
As it is an exclamation of dismay at the sight of a beautiful woman

She fuckin up my christmas biznitch
Catchin glimpses in tiny tid bits
I was fine till you was in my bizness
With you're volleyball booty and you're frilly pink tits
Yo what up wit dis, it mc chris

Fucking up my Christmas by LôKî™ September 16, 2005

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Fucking up my Christmas

(ex) phrase used to colorfully describe an action, person, or other object that causes dismay or frustration.

1. That ho is fucking up my christmas! Bitch took all my money and ran off!

2. Damnit, you're fucking up my christmas!

Fucking up my Christmas by Kanjii September 8, 2004

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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