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A sexual, and extremely disturbing sexual act, in which you fist a girl in her vagina so hard, that her intestines play peekaboo throughout her asshole.

See fisting.
"I gave that bitch a danish handshake before she dumped me. LOLz0rzroflmaomg!11!"
by Mitch Teh 1337 May 6, 2009
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A somewhat disturbing viral video on the Internet. Can be found with an easy Google search. The video contains a man, (probably a lonely, gay, virgin), dancing to music while naked and wearing a Santa Claus mask, spanking himself with a ping pong paddle, fucking inanimate objects such as pumpkins, and uncooked turkeys, also, shoving many things up his ass, then eating them.
Man 1: Dude, have you seen that Fucking Christmas video?

Man 2: No. I'll do that now.

*watches*

Man 2: What the fuck did I just watch?...
by Mitch Teh 1337 May 6, 2009
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