Fucking Beans

The biggest piece of shit to ever be on this WORLD. Pure poison.

Why are you serving me those fucking beans? You know I hate those.

Fucking Beans by HateBeans April 6, 2023

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Give it the fucking beans

A phrase used when one is encouraging a peer to put maximum effort into a particular activity. Giving it the beans implies that the participant should without doubt ‘nail’ the task ahead. The ultimate battle cry.

Should i down this pint of fine beer? “...’Give it the fucking beans’ mate...”

Should i smash this pricks windscreen? “...’Give it the fucking beans’ mate...”
A fat man running to catch the bus, “...AY MATE, ‘Give it the fucking beans’...”

Give it the fucking beans by kerzythelemon July 7, 2010

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fucking banshee

to describe something that has occurred or that one is feeling that makes it more extreme and is put at the end of the sentence

I'm hungry as a fucking banshee
That car is fast as a fucking banshee
I'm tired as a fucking banshee

extreme,over exaggerate,A lot,a ton

fucking banshee by franktown09 January 8, 2010

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fucking the bean bag chair

Having sex with a morbidly obesed person.

Jim told me he fuck a 400 pound women. He said it felt like fucking the bean bag chair.

fucking the bean bag chair by O beast Denise April 17, 2010

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Fucking Baked bean

To stop an unwanted conversation

Girl- Hey I’m pregnant

Boy- Shut up you fucking baked bean

Fucking Baked bean by JuiceBoxBitch January 24, 2019

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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