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Fuckin johnny 

A blue eyed, kind on the inside dink on the outside Johnny. He has big ears and a reseeding hairline but the cutest most innocent face (he's never innocent) he thinks he's always right and never admits his faults. He's mostly talented at everything he does (super annoying) he's super lovable but you want to hate him at the same time.
He fucked one of your best friends? Oh thats definitely something fuckin johnny would do
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Fuckin johnny 

A blue eyed, kind on the inside, dink on the outside Johnny. He has big ears and a reseeding hairline but sports the cutest most innocent face. ( he's rarely innocent) He can't grow hair to save his life. He's a great dad, even to kids that aren't his. He gets carded buying alcohol cuz of his baby face. He thinks he's always right and never admits his faults. He's mostly talented at everything he does (super annoying) he's super lovable and you have a hard time hating him or staying mad at him. His girlfriend usually drives a jacked up truck. She's super pretty and super easy going. He passes people off being a dumbest and that's how he was deemed "fuckin Johnny"
Omg he did that? Not surprised. Fuckin johnny!!

Fuckin Johnny 

An expression used when that dumbass Johnny does some stupid shit again.
Fuckin Johnny by Hairymenacingfoot January 3, 2022

Fuckin' A Johnny Pop 

Agree whole heartedly
Dude- " Want to go out partying tonight?"
Gal- " Fuckin' A Johnny Pop!"
Fuckin' A Johnny Pop by Arugala October 6, 2011

Johnny fucking knoxville 

1 A jackass star that does painful and stupid things in an amazingly humorous way to make millions, he works with such legends as Chris Pontius, SteveO, and Ryan Dunn(rest in peace)
2 A marketing genius
guy "i just watched Jackass"
guy 2 "yeah Johnny Fucking Knoxville is great"

jonny fucking greenwood 

bruh i want him to abuse me the way he abuses his guitar mmm i love you jonny
“hey i want jonny fucking greenwood’s jaw line to slit my wrist so i can give him my blood so he can live for another 1,000 years”
“oknotok”
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