Fuckedbook

The true essence of Facebook.

Zen Master: Show me your Original Facebook.

Student: Fuckedbook.

Zen Master: You have perceived the True Essence, Grasshoppa.

by clockerb June 14, 2009

fuckbook

Used when "facebook" seems to take ages to do stuff, like chatting or uploading photos etc

I couldnt chat on fuckbook last night, it was going too slow.

I tried to load up all my holiday photos, but fuckbook was messing me about.

by Peters a star May 2, 2009

fuckbooking

A term used on facebook when you are having cyber sex with another person over facebook

cassie: grace was fuckbooking when we were supposed to be getting our project done
molli: that little bitch

by whos that girl? May 31, 2009

FuckBooking

the act of sexting through facebook messages.

"Oh was johnny fuckbooking again today? i told him sexting was classier."

by fuckbooker November 19, 2011

fuckedbox

when your x-box 360 gets the red ring of death

dude did you hear wang got a fuckedbox

by rilkens January 2, 2008

facedbook

The social networking remains of a long night of drinking; the wall posts, picture comments, and "interested in:" gender changes that occur while inebriated.

Dude, don't give Geoffrey the computer when he's wasted or he'll facedbook it. His profile says he's interested in men, he wrote on Christina's wall about a 'bunghole sniffing' fetish, and he became a fan of 'taking it in the ass'.

by ColstonCreamery June 12, 2010

Fuckbook

An alternate name for Facebook when a slutty female decides to take trashy/clothless pictures in order to get 30+ likes. These unfortunate attention whores are usually bashed because of their trashy actions due to mental issues, attention seeking problems, and/or they were molested or raped as a child or fantasize about it. These type of people ruin Facebook. These type of people deserve no respect. Total scum -____-

Example 1: A girl who decides to put on a bikini and take pictures of her bare body to seek the wrong kind of attention.

Example 2: A girl who poses in a slutty/trashy way, almost like a porn star or worse.

ETC.

Dialogue...

*Alex browses through Facebook and spots a picture of a girl who is 99% naked*

Alex: Wtf? Dude, this chick needs to put some clothes on. This is Facebook, not Fuckbook. If I wanted to see porn, I'd go to Spankwire!

by MrStud August 7, 2011