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the other night after a blow job i covered my girl with fuckjam

the other night after growling my girl she spirted fuckjam on my face
FuckJam by J_C McPhuck April 16, 2011
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religious fuckamentalist 

A crazy Christian.

A religious fundamentalist who is so deep into their religion that they have crossed over into crazy!

Religious extremists.
I had another one of those religious fuckamentalists knock at my door, trying to convert me. They are so crazy, how could heaven be a great place if they are in it?

Fuckdamnit 

An expression of extreme frustration. Usually accompanied by table flipping, or wildly humping the couch.
"FUCKDAMNIT! The fucking porn video refuses to play. Fuck this shit, bitches."
Fuckdamnit by Fedora Jack April 13, 2016

Fuckamaloo 

A word that is yelled out in public for humor.
Man: PENIS! VAGINA! EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA!
Man 2: Stop with all that fuckamaloo.
Fuckamaloo by shanonanonxleigh April 18, 2009
Funkjam is a style in which a lead guitarist, a bassist and a drummer can jam together. It is in the style of funk, which means the notes are syncopated. Usually both the bass and lead guitar use pentatonic scales.

There are different styles of funkjam:

Light Funkjam
The guitarist plays with very low gain and reverb on the bridge pickup and a wah-wah pedal. The bassist plays clean with smooth, finger picked notes and can include some light slapping. The drums are light.

Heavy Funkjam
The guitarist plays with medium/high gain in either the bridge pickup of the neck/middle pickup. The bass plays with low gain and heavy slapping. The drums are very heavy with lots of cymbal crashes, in other words, the drummer has a spaz-out.

Red Hot Chili Peppers normally play a funkjam for the intro of their gigs.
That funkjam was immense!!!!
funkjam by Flashmdg February 10, 2008

Fuckdamnshitballs 

A word that expresses the ultimate feelings of hate or anger.
Dude #1: Oh sorry, I accidentally wrecked ur mustang...

Dude #2: Oh fuckdamnshitballs! You dick!
more commonly known as a fool.
That little fuckamu drank my last grape soda.
fuckamu by Ghandi-boy June 7, 2013
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
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