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fuckamajigger 

1) An unknown, unusual or otherwise obtuse object used in sexual intercourse.
2) A word substituted for "penis" when a person is too high/ buzzed/ stoned/orgasmically blissful/ hit-about-the-head-as-a-child/ drunk, or otherwise mentally hindered, to remember the word "penis."
3) obscene variation of the word "thingamajigger"
4) a large windmill
5) an Irish step dancer who is eminently fuckable
6) word for a means to jump-start sex (for those of us too lazy for the word 'aphrodisiac')
7) another excuse to say "fuck" in one way or another
1) Person 1: "That...uhm...the fuckamajigger."
Person 2: "Sybian machine? Dildo? Vibrator?"
Person 1: "One of those."
2) Guy: "My uh...kicked me in my fuckamajigger. The thing I fuck with, that I use to fuck, that I put in the-"
Other Guy: "What have you been smoking and why have you not shared with me?"
3) "You know the think with the little whirly bits that smells like toast? The red one? You know, the fuckamajigger!"
4) "Damn that thing is huge! What a fuckamajigger."
5) "He starts up that Irish jig and I just wanna have 'im fuck me senseless."
"Hmm, I love a good fuckamajigger"
6) "I heard that dark chocolate is kind of a jump-start fuckamajigger."
7) "Fuck the fuckin' fuckers' fuckamajigger!"
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fuckamajigger 

random item, like thingamadoodle or thingamajigger. Used to describe an unknown item.
"Man, what is that fuckamajigger?"
fuckamajigger by Vitamin Y October 23, 2005
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fuckamabuggered

To be completely and uttered stoned, pissed, tripping out, or any other form of drug-related high, sometimes shortened to fucked.
Stoner dude 1(not me...): Fuck man, i'm so fuckamabuggered! Lets go roll another joint!
Stoner dude 2: Meh, i'm already fucked, why not!
fuckamabuggered by Stoned.™ September 1, 2008

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026