fuck with me 

contact me; get a hold of me; holler at me; help me out; let's get together

dude1: hey what are you up to this weekend?

dude2: i have no clue, fuck with me!

or

--twitter user--

@hobopelican: here's the link to my new album/movie/song...fuck with me people!! (read: i'd like to precipitously increase my fan base, please check out whatever it is i may or may not be slinging.

fuck with me by hobopelican August 17, 2010

Fuck-with-me gun 

The weapon a person, deity or the universe itself uses when they decide to jerk you around.

Originated on the TV series Dead Like Me.

"I have had the worst week. The universe has really fired the Fuck-With-Me Gun at me."

"Frank decided to give me the collating duties. He's really decided to whip out the Fuck-With-Me gun"

Fuck-with-me gun by Mason R. June 10, 2008

Don't fuck with me 

A request to not be bothered. Usually a more angered one and threathening one.

Don't fuck with me asshole.

Don't fuck with me by CurlyHayami September 9, 2004

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me 

alphabet's but somethings wrong?!??!? 😳

random stranger: *sings the abcs but it is wrong*

random stranger: whoa dude, is that the abcs song but better?

me: yes. just a few drops of water and then the song will be much more perfect.

random stranger who committed arson once: someone gave me this popcorn. do you want some?

random stranger who has done nothing: yes please. I need to hear more of this beautiful masterpiece.

random stranger: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me by holydrugs April 26, 2022

don't fuck with me 

01. Phrase used when you are sick of people's shit.
2. Phrase used when you don't know what the motives, benefits, or prerogative is of a person or group of people.
3. Phrase used when one can't see to wrap their brain around what the fuck is actually going on with a certain situation and no one else has any means to effectively communicate.

Don't fuck with me.

don't fuck with me by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015

bitch, fuck with me 

Bitch, fuck with me! I have the power of god and anime on my side! Is from a vine that is an fucking funny!!!!

Bitch, fuck with me! I have the power of god and anime on my side!!!!

bitch, fuck with me by Bitch, fuck me March 23, 2019

dont fuck with me 

I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE!!!

Person: DONT FUCK WITH ME
other person: why?

person: I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE!!!!!

dont fuck with me by Royal bean October 28, 2020