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fuck with me

contact me; get a hold of me; holler at me; help me out; let's get together
dude1: hey what are you up to this weekend?

dude2: i have no clue, fuck with me!

or

--twitter user--

@hobopelican: here's the link to my new album/movie/song...fuck with me people!! (read: i'd like to precipitously increase my fan base, please check out whatever it is i may or may not be slinging.
by hobopelican August 17, 2010
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Fuck-with-me gun

The weapon a person, deity or the universe itself uses when they decide to jerk you around.

Originated on the TV series Dead Like Me.
"I have had the worst week. The universe has really fired the Fuck-With-Me Gun at me."

"Frank decided to give me the collating duties. He's really decided to whip out the Fuck-With-Me gun"
by Mason R. June 10, 2008
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Don't fuck with me

A request to not be bothered. Usually a more angered one and threathening one.
by CurlyHayami September 9, 2004
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alphabet's but somethings wrong?!??!? 😳

random stranger: *sings the abcs but it is wrong*

random stranger: whoa dude, is that the abcs song but better?

me: yes. just a few drops of water and then the song will be much more perfect.

random stranger who committed arson once: someone gave me this popcorn. do you want some?

random stranger who has done nothing: yes please. I need to hear more of this beautiful masterpiece.
random stranger: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me
by holydrugs April 26, 2022
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don't fuck with me

01. Phrase used when you are sick of people's shit.
2. Phrase used when you don't know what the motives, benefits, or prerogative is of a person or group of people.
3. Phrase used when one can't see to wrap their brain around what the fuck is actually going on with a certain situation and no one else has any means to effectively communicate.
by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015
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bitch, fuck with me

Bitch, fuck with me! I have the power of god and anime on my side! Is from a vine that is an fucking funny!!!!
Bitch, fuck with me! I have the power of god and anime on my side!!!!
by Bitch, fuck me March 23, 2019
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dont fuck with me

Person: DONT FUCK WITH ME
other person: why?

person: I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE!!!!!
by Royal bean October 28, 2020
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