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fuck myself

Dude 1:GO FUCK YOURSELF!!
Dude 2:OK i will fuck myself.
Dude 1:What?
Dude 2:What? I haven't fucked myself in like two days.
Dude 1:You disgust me.
by ElDragonChan March 13, 2009
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guess i'll just go fuck myself

When somebody ignores/pretends you don't exist. Almost as if they're telling you to go fuck yourself, but without actually saying it.
Person 1: Hey there! How are you doing?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Soo.... what's up?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Well I guess i'll just go fuck myself, then.
by nonr_ February 11, 2019
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go fuck myself

Do something to pretend you are busy, when you get rejected.
Person 1:Hey you want to hang out later?
Person 2: No man I have plans.

Person 1: Okay, il just go fuck myself.
by Marks_beast May 19, 2017
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Eat a bowl of fuck myself

Also can be used in shorter term of simply “Eat a bowl.”
In East Texas slang originated in the Post Oak Savannah used to show disgruntlement and frustration. Normally used as a last-minute saying being giving up.
What do you mean your out of Marlboro Reds, I guess I can eat a bowl of fuck myself!
by Plutonium Microwave January 9, 2026
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