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Fuck Me Up 

Way of exclaiming an intense (typically positive) reaction that pertains to a person, place, food, performance, etc. Usually used in the LGBTQ community, but not restricted to it.
Damn, that queen’s lip sync performance really fucked me up! She did cartwheels and splits and her wig never moved once.

Shit, that guy is so hot. His abs are fuck me up.
Fuck Me Up by nobodynohow May 27, 2018

fuck me up fam 

A commonly used phrase in the meme where the person is getting their hair cut and the barber asks them what they want and they don't care what they get
Barber: What do you want?
Me: just fuck me up fam
Barber: Say no more.
fuck me up fam by Reid Furlong December 28, 2016

fuck me up tbh 

They want to frick-frack-paddy-whack-take-off-yo-panties.
Person 1: "fuck me up tbh"

Person 2: "wait you're really down to fuck?"

fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch 

When someone bamboozles you, being bamboozled

When someone makes a fool out of you
Declan: I told you Dave, she sent nudes to five other guys. You owe me five bucks!
Dave: Well Fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch!

Dave: *Hands over a crisp 5 dollar bill

Fuck Me up the Goat Ass 

A phrase that may be exclaimed in situations concerning stupid actions/accidents carried out by yourself.

It can be used to signify individuals near you that your poor motor skills coupled with hand-eye coordination are just as affective as bringing a pack of bubblegum instead of a grenade to war.
After taking the tray of Tater-Tots out of the oven, you remove the oven mittens.
While trying to grab one with your bare hands, you burn your wrist/arm/upper limb on the metal try.

* "Ouch! Fuck Me up the Goat Ass!"

fuck me up the ass and call me a bitch

Well fuck me up the ass and call me a bitch, Alex has a girlfriend.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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