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a sentence that is used by horny females or passive gays

OH FABIAN FUCK ME PLEASE

fuck me please by beste November 26, 2013

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Fuck Me Please

When a person begs for sex. But not equal sex, sex where one person is dominant. You wish you could get fucked. But your a filthy virgin.

Fuck Me Please or PME.
FUCK ME PLEASE MR. BIG BALLS

Fuck Me Please by Charles Dickens Rodney February 2, 2022

fuck me please im horny

gay ass !

fuck me please im horny

fuck me please im horny by gayfuck696969 May 24, 2021

please fuck me I’m so lonely

A lonely, horny person asking and/or begging to be fucked.

“Please fuck me I’m so lonely.”

“SHUT UP JAROLD NO ONE GIVES A FUCK THAT YOU’RE A LONELY HORNY IDIOT.”

please fuck me I’m so lonely by You’re valid <3 July 21, 2021

please fuck me

Begging for a man to fuck her. While her vagina is wet. So basically fucking.

Fuck me daddy

You're so hot, Fuck me in the ass

My pussy is so wet daddy, fuck me baby.

Please fuck me

please fuck me by Holding on girls boobs! August 30, 2016

please fuck me daddy

idk why im writing this but its when somone is having sex and the woman says daddy cuz its sexy or somthin

oh, daddy, please fuck me daddy

please fuck me daddy by im a fucking hoe March 15, 2022

ah fuck me daddy daddy ahhhhh fuck me aaaaaah your cock is so big please fuck me harder daddy ahhhhh you're so hot

What you say when you are getting fucked

Him: *pounding her*
Her: ah fuck me daddy daddy ahhhhh fuck me aaaaaah your cock is so big please fuck me harder daddy ahhhhh you're so hot

ah fuck me daddy daddy ahhhhh fuck me aaaaaah your cock is so big please fuck me harder daddy ahhhhh you're so hot by Nhoke Ciggers June 29, 2024

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026