A person who leaves their clothes unattended in the dryers or washers. This person usually forgets about their clothes and often leaves them for an extended period of time after their clothes have finished in the unit. This usually takes place in laundry facilities on college campuses. Also, no one wants to take that persons clothes out of said machines.
These laundry fucks totally made me have to wait an extra 40 minutes just for an open dryer!
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.