Fuck Puck 

A person you see as ready and willing to engage in a sexcapade.

Anyone you see who instantly arouses your sexual interest and/or desire.

A person you randomly meet who you wish to have a one-night stand with.

This guy I work with sees all female customers as a fuck puck

Fuck Puck by bludiamondgirl April 30, 2009

puck fuck 

A puck fuck is a chick who only fucks hockey players.

Dude-Man that chick is sucha puck fuck
Dude 2- Ya, mabey we should play hockey

puck fuck by puckfuck June 27, 2005

puck fuck 

The act of foreplay during the hockey pre-game, oral first intermission , intercourse in second intermission; if overtime is needed doggie style for both parties can watch. At end of game it's a smoke and a beer.

Aye, Sally wanna puck fuck?

puck fuck by iGot Issues October 31, 2013

Puck fuck 

Stupid ass hockey players who get absolutely no coochie

Your friend aleks is a puck fuck why’s he sitting in a corner alone

Puck fuck by TheGooseGod August 8, 2021

Puck Bowling Fuck 

Hooking up with a slutty bartender on a gaming table at a seedy townie bar.

Puck Bowling Fuck

Puck Bowling Fuck by Mallrats099 February 6, 2009

Kentucky Fuck Pucket 

The excretion of all human fluids (except blood) and Siracusa into a bucket. It has to be stirred by a horses tail or hair and either poured onto an individual or used as lubricant.

Kyle lost a bet and had to do a Kentucky Fuck Pucket

Kentucky Fuck Pucket by Big Kaylon June 6, 2022