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fuck nose 

(FUK noze) noun. 1. a real asshole, a bastard, a prick, a son of a bitch, an idiot, a fool, a schmuck, a looser, etc 2. a dimunitive used most affectionately with a twinge of the sarcastic
Terry: Sue, you are really a greedy bitch.
Sue: Why? What did I do now?
Terry: You smoked up all my shit goddamnit!
Sue: Yeah, well, I'm a fuck nose.

Sue: Hi Maryann. What's up?
Maryann: Hey fuck nose. How are ya doin?
Sue: Not bad for a fuck nose- thanks.
fuck nose by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005
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Fuck Nose 

A term for people whose names are grammatically spelled starting with a W but are pronounced starting with a V
Fuck Nose by DreamsL0ST October 19, 2008

fuck-nose 

fuck-nose (FUK noze) noun. a goof, an idiot, a fool, a douche bag, a shlameil, a shmendrek, a yutz, a shmeggie. Generally used in a derogatory fashion behind one's back. Can also be used endearingly.
plural; fuck-noses, is seldom used.
Sue's friend: Hey, I heard that Sue failed a surprise urine test at the clinic last week. I even told the bitch not to get high! But she don't even care. Now she hasta...
Not Sue's friend: Damn! I'm sick of that dumb fuck-nose bitch. She'd fuck up a wet dream.

Maryanne: Hey there fuck-nose! Sup? I hurt dey busd yo ass at ta clinic lass week.
Sue: Hey, yeah, I got all fucked up and forgot to put the Elmer's Glue bottle with some clean urine in my hidey hole.
Maryanne: That's fucked up.
fuck-nose by Ned Ludd August 28, 2005

nose fuck 

To repeatedly stick your nose into or around a womans vagina.
To penetrate your nose with your finger over and over until a gooey fluid emerges.
"...My tongue got sore so i nose fucked her instead"
"*Sniff Sniff* i need a nose fuck"
nose fuck by Community Serve Ice October 12, 2005

tea bag nose fuck

dip your balls into an opened mouth partner and sit on their face so there nose goes into your ass
chad:hay ben lets tea bag nose fuck.
ben:ok i want to have your balls in my mouth
chad:omg push your nose deeper into my ass ben!
ben:but it wont go in aney further.
chad:shut the fuck up!yeah lick my balls ben!yea u like the tea bag nose fuck
tea bag nose fuck by bendover holland September 28, 2009

Bat nose fuck

Where you tape the tip of your nose up to expose your nostrils (to look like a bat/pig) and give someone a rimjob with your nose.
"So what did you and Sadie get up to? Heard she's freaky."
"Man, she tried to give me a bat nose fuck. I would've preferred to be pegged."
Bat nose fuck by Honeymoon69 July 1, 2021

Zig Zag Nose Fuck 

Used to describe a persons disfigured nose.
Most commonly associated with Owen Wilson.
"yo, check out that Zig Zag Nose Fuck Owen Wilson"

"Owen Wilson is the most famous Zig Zag Nose Fuck"
Zig Zag Nose Fuck by carboncopy347 February 16, 2009