Fuck Meter 

The amount of exitement exerted by the female during sexual intercourse; the intensity of sexual intercourse

When I fucked that dude, my fuck meter was turned off.

Your fuck meter is off the charts!

Fuck Meter by ChanMan415 October 20, 2008

giving-a-fuck meter 

Noun. A mental device used to measure, usually on a 1-to-10 scale, how much you care or give a fuck. Not useful for articulating high degrees of giving-a-fuck, but perfectly useful for insinuating how little fuck you actually give.

I did too, but my giving-a-fuck meter is at like 0.3 right now.

giving-a-fuck meter by Okzoz June 1, 2011

Give a Fuck Meter 

This term is usually used when one does not care about anything... usually very angry and upset. Maybe just an ass hole but give the people who use this word a break because they may just be having a hard time in life.

wanna know where your problem runs on my give a fuck meter... it doesn't

Give a Fuck Meter by I do give a fuck! June 24, 2011

Fuck-O-Meter 

The amount of fucks being given at a single time.

I give zero fucks right now
Fuck-o-Meter confirmed zero fucks

Fuck-O-Meter by BigdickMceeee October 30, 2018

Fuck o meter 

Internal tool used to determine how many fucks are given in a given instance

Fuck o meter detects zero fucks

Fuck o meter by Urban jackass June 12, 2018

Fuck-o-meter 

A device that is used to determine how many fucks someone gives

*The fuck-o-meter confirms 0 fucks given*

Fuck-o-meter by The one who gives 0 fucks May 8, 2018

Fuck-o-meter 

Person 1: I studied all night yesturday for this test!
Person 2: I give no fuckedy fucks
Person 1: I give no fucks about your fuckedy fucks
Narrator: fuck-o-meter, how many fucks were given?
Fuck-o-meter: I don’t give a fuck

*ZERO FUCKS GIVEN*

fuck-o-meter is a meter that can go up your ass, and looking inside your brain for how many fucks your give

I DONT GIVE A FUCK

Fuck-o-meter by Mr fucking fuck fuckedy fuck January 18, 2020