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Fuck-o-meter 

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A device that is used to determine how many fucks someone gives
*The fuck-o-meter confirms 0 fucks given*

Fuck-o-meter 

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Person 1: I studied all night yesturday for this test!
Person 2: I give no fuckedy fucks
Person 1: I give no fucks about your fuckedy fucks
Narrator: fuck-o-meter, how many fucks were given?
Fuck-o-meter: I don’t give a fuck

*ZERO FUCKS GIVEN*
fuck-o-meter is a meter that can go up your ass, and looking inside your brain for how many fucks your give

I DONT GIVE A FUCK

Fuck-O-Meter 

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A machine that tells how many fucks that person has given.

Example:
Guy 1: Hey man I got a 100% on the test! 😁😁
Guy 2: Ok
Guy 2: I alsooo, got a girlfriend....
Guy 1: I give... zero fucks.
*Fuck-o-meter comfirms zero fucks given*
Fuck you Urban Dictonary Im not givin another example. Urban Dictonary I don’t give one fuck about needing to define it here but fuck it. Fuck-O-Meter

Fuck-O-meter 

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A device used to read the amount of fucks someone gives about an object or event
The fuck-O-meter detected that Dave gave 0 fucks about his Spanish quiz
Fuck-O-meter by Tekashi woof woof January 26, 2020

fuck-o-meter 

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a meter to measure iffu give a fuck or not.
idgaf. the fuck-o-meter says so”

Fuck o meter 

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Internal tool used to determine how many fucks are given in a given instance
Fuck o meter detects zero fucks
Fuck o meter by Urban jackass June 12, 2018
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