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Fuck Fortnite February 

The month u can't play Fortnite or u big GAE!
Fun Fact:
During these 28-29 days suicide rate increases to 69%
Also sex rate increases to 100%
Ninja:I'ma play Fortnite all night this month!
Skull Trooper:Seriously! NIBBA, it's Fuck Fortnite February!
Ninja:SHIT! I forgot! Now I can't lose my virginity

Ninja: .................(slowly tying a noose)........................

Fuck Fortnite February 

The best month of the year. You cannot play fortnite. If u do, U BIG G@Y
1:Yo bro getting dubs today?
2:For fuck sake, it’s Fuck Fortnite February!

Fuck Fortnite February 

ok so fortnite is gay and not playing it a whole month reduces virginity rate by 300%
A: Yo John Wick nigga wanna play Fortnite?
B: No 🅱️oi, it's Fuck Fortnite February, I gotta get rid of virginity this month 😤

Fuck Fortnite February 

All those virgins aren't allowed to play Fortnite during, giving them a chance to redeem themselves.
Bruh, you know Fuck Fortnite February's coming soon

Fuck Fortnite February 

Don’t play fortnite for the moth of February
Hey you can’t play fortnite

Why not?
It’s fuck fortnite February
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026