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Fuck Fortnite February 

The month u can't play Fortnite or u big GAE!
Fun Fact:
During these 28-29 days suicide rate increases to 69%
Also sex rate increases to 100%
Ninja:I'ma play Fortnite all night this month!
Skull Trooper:Seriously! NIBBA, it's Fuck Fortnite February!
Ninja:SHIT! I forgot! Now I can't lose my virginity

Ninja: .................(slowly tying a noose)........................

Fuck Fortnite Febuary 

A month where you cannot play fortnite. The loss of virginity rate increase 60% when completed.
Only the strongest of warriors can complete this challenge.
"Hey are you gonna do fuck fortnite febuary"-father
"No I love fortnite"-son
"Oh my son is retarded!"-father

Fuck Fortnite February 

The best month of the year. You cannot play fortnite. If u do, U BIG G@Y
1:Yo bro getting dubs today?
2:For fuck sake, it’s Fuck Fortnite February!

Fuck Fortnite February 

ok so fortnite is gay and not playing it a whole month reduces virginity rate by 300%
A: Yo John Wick nigga wanna play Fortnite?
B: No 🅱️oi, it's Fuck Fortnite February, I gotta get rid of virginity this month 😤

Fuck Fortnite February 

All those virgins aren't allowed to play Fortnite during, giving them a chance to redeem themselves.
Bruh, you know Fuck Fortnite February's coming soon

Fuck Fortnite February 

Don’t play fortnite for the moth of February
Hey you can’t play fortnite

Why not?
It’s fuck fortnite February
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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