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Fuck Food 

Food you would not make (cook) for someone who is just a friend. When you make this food for someone you want to fuck them.
Beth: He made me sushi becuase my back hurt.

Friend: Dude did you fuck him?

Beth: No! It was just a friend thing.

Friend: No fucking way! He served you fuck food!

Beth: What are talking about?

Friend: Sushi is not a friend food. He went through the effort to make Sushi....meaning he wanted a piece of ASS!
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food fuck 

The almost sexual pleasure derived from tasting every molecule in food that you love to eat.
This delectable Snickers bar is giving me a food fuck .
food fuck by mong returns November 25, 2017

fuck around food 

Fancy food that costs too much and barely fills you up. "FAF" for short.
1. The presentation at Fo La Fa was amazing, but it's fuck around food. We had to grab a burger afterward.

2. Man I don't want to eat there, it's fuck around food.
fuck around food by FUCKAROUNDFOOD September 28, 2020

Get-the-fuck-out-food

Definition(s):
1. Verb/ The act of asking someone to leave your: home, dwelling, or living situation with one’s box of well-thought-out, prepared, or organized vessel of food.
2. Adjective/ A rude way of asking a chef, or culinarian, to leave your home, or dwelling with their food, and tools immediately.
3. Simplistically/ “FUN” at the closure of “family time”.
4. Not to be confused with: “get your shit, and go.”
Sentence usage: “Is that your… get-the-fuck-out-food?”

Get-the-fuck-out-food

Definition:
1. Verb/ The act of asking someone to leave your: home, dwelling, or living situation with one’s box of well-thought-out, prepared, or organized vessel of food.

2. Adjective/ A rude way of asking a chef, or culinarian, to leave your home, or dwelling with one's food, and tools immediately.

3. Simplistically/ “FUN” at the closure of “family time”.

4. Not to be confused with: “get your shit, and go.”
“Is that your box of… get-the-fuck-out-food?”

food n' fuck 

The less classy college student's version of the winedine69. A meal of some sort followed by sexual intercourse.
-How was your date last night?
~ Oh, you know.. the usual food n' fuck
food n' fuck by CKAA November 14, 2010

Fuckfood 

The simple definition is that you are saying "that is really fucking dumb" or something along that line. You cannot use it for obvious stupid things like you can't go to the park because your mom said so, more like your friend is being a bitch and won't let you in their house.
"Jimbo won't let us swim at his house because he's watching his niece again."

"That's fuckfood"

"That really is"
Fuckfood by K9 Klub July 12, 2017
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