Someone who shows up to a public lemon party dressed in a rubber panda mascot outfit. Attempting to hold the hands of EVERYONE in the room while making eye contact. Humming something written by the beach boys, slowly working their hands towards any/every orifice that is closest. Oddly smelling of six week old fish mayo.
Ain't getting the smell of a Fuck Fondler out of your carpet.
by ImMrMeeseeks November 29, 2018
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