Fuck Fondler

Someone who shows up to a public lemon party dressed in a rubber panda mascot outfit. Attempting to hold the hands of EVERYONE in the room while making eye contact. Humming something written by the beach boys, slowly working their hands towards any/every orifice that is closest. Oddly smelling of six week old fish mayo.

Ain't getting the smell of a Fuck Fondler out of your carpet.

by ImMrMeeseeks November 29, 2018

fondle fuck

A form of sex when two (or more) people fondle so profusely it is considered sex (i.e. fucking).

Usually preformed in the presence of friends at a social activity when actual sex isn't an option.

Alternative to making out.

Dude, did you see Spencer last night? He was sitting there fondle fucking Stacie during the whole movie.

by ImSpartacus September 15, 2007