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fuck a fair one 

There are no rules in this bitch. If you get scammed, don't complain. You got lied to? Cry me a lake. This is a cruel world. Don't expect others to be honorable or just. Take advantage of weakness. Always stay one step ahead and get yours by any means.
"Fuck a fair one, I get mine the fast way. Ski mask way, nigga, ransom notes"

"Fuck a fair one. You know?"

fair weather fuck 

Someone who is only around for sex and will stop spending time with you when you stop fucking them.
Fred turned into a fair weather fuck when I stopped having sex with him.
fair weather fuck by FMonty. October 26, 2013

fuck fairy 

A fuck fairy is someone who sleeps with a desperate person (i.e. a charity case, sexually speaking), boosting the self-confidence of said charity case so that he/she can get laid again, usually after a long dry spell.
Tim just smells of desperation. He should find himself a fuck fairy.
fuck fairy by babette_fairy January 2, 2012

Fuck fairy 

1. For that one friend thats always dating/fucking someone left and right
2. Gay best friend
1. "My friend is always dating a different person every week."
"Geez what a fuck fairy."
2. "Hey fuck fairy hows your day?"
"Dont fucking call me that Glitter Dick "
Fuck fairy by Dat Gay Asstard September 19, 2018

Fuck Fairy 

Most of the time is a chick who plays with your junk while you sleep, though sometimes it can be a dude. Late night visits are not always sexual and may also include cuddling, talking to you while you answer in your sleep, and weaving vivid dreams that are sometimes, though not always remembered.
Guy: I am not sure why I keep on waking up in these odd positions.
Dr: It's just your fuck fairy playing with you.
Guy: Makes sense.
Dr. (With menacing grin): heh, heh, heh.
Fuck Fairy by JaySteeze September 13, 2016

Fuck Fairy 

1. For that one friend thats always dating/fucking someone left and right
2. Gay best friend
1. "My friend is always dating a different person every week."
"Geez what a fuck fairy."
2. "Hey fuck fairy hows your day?"
"Dont fucking call me that Glitter Dick "
Fuck Fairy by Dat Gay Asstard September 19, 2018