Fuck Faced Fairy Share definition Flag When you draw a mans private part on a friends face while they sleep. (Featured on Human Giant) *wakes up* "Oh no! It's the fuck faced fairy!" -cry Fuck Faced Fairy by TomatoSauce August 24, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Fuck Faced Fairy mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch