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Fuck Drunk 

When you are being fucked so well that you enter a complete state of bliss, thus acting and feeling like you are drunk
Jermey was fucking Jonn so good, that Jonn became fuck drunk.
Fuck Drunk by codster3339 December 19, 2011
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Fuck Drunk 

The feeling you get after incredible sex, that leaves a stupid grin on your face for days, and causes a sudden craving for Chinese food, namely egg rolls.
After an evening of amazing sex with a smoking hot guy, Abby got home looking completely fuck drunk, and totally satisfied.
Fuck Drunk by atlalley September 19, 2019

Fuck drunk 

I should not have sent that sext when I was fuck drunk.
Fuck drunk by Group Six August 26, 2017

shit fuck drunk 

Shit Fuck Drunk is when you blackout and spend the entire morning hungover face down in the shower
Last weekend, I played in a 32 team beer pong tournament and followed up with 7 soco shots and 7 jack and cokes. I woke up shit fuck drunk

Fuck as drunk 

"Drunk as fuck," implying that the speaker is so intoxicated as to misspeak the original expression.
"Dude I just finished the whole deck riding the bus. Now I'm fuck as drunk."
Fuck as drunk by Zephyr135 November 27, 2011

Drunk fuck 

You're such a drunk fuck
Drunk fuck by Anonymous October 13, 2003

drunk fuck 

A Girl that you'd only fuck if you were real good and drunk.Cause otherwise it would be wrong.
Melissa would be a great drunk fuck.
drunk fuck by Scott May 17, 2004
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