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Fuck apple

This fucking shit apple has no quality only profit.
You know what Fuck apple. No one likes then they only like looking rich.

fuck apple

Where you fuck an apple in the core and allow the seeds to penetrative your Dickhole
I fucked the apple soo good. The Fuck Apple was great.
fuck apple by SqirrelsNuts August 1, 2016

Adam's Apple Fuck 

The act of fucking a woman's throat after a hole is cut into the neck.
She wouldn't suck me off so I had to adam's apple fuck that bitch.
Adam's Apple Fuck by ThatAboy February 15, 2009

Dis(The fuck)Appeared 

When something just completely vanishes
"My ship was just here"
"Yea it didn't even fly away it just

Dis(The fuck)appeared

Fuck your apples

An insult, often hurled during drunkenness. Equivalent to go fuck yourself or fuck your ass.
Fuck your apples by brianbeeez December 7, 2018

Fuck to AppleTV 

The classier, more curated cousin of Netflix and chill. Implies a deliberate choice of a prestige show or artsy movie as background noise for getting down, typically involving moody lighting, overpriced candles, and the illusion of taste. You’re not just hooking up—you’re hooking up with taste.
He poured wine, put on Slow Horses, and lit a candle. Total ‘fuck to AppleTV’ energy.
Fuck to AppleTV by Theallsunday July 17, 2025
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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