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fuck apple

No definition, just wanted to say that Apple fucking sucks shit.
I just spent my entire night torrenting DMGs of OS X because the recovery process for the used Mac Mini I bought requires an Apple ID, and it's near impossible to make a recovery USB outside of OS X itself.

Fuck Apple.
fuck apple by crungo July 26, 2017
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Fuck apple

This fucking shit apple has no quality only profit.
You know what Fuck apple. No one likes then they only like looking rich.

fuck apple

Where you fuck an apple in the core and allow the seeds to penetrative your Dickhole
I fucked the apple soo good. The Fuck Apple was great.
fuck apple by SqirrelsNuts August 1, 2016

Adam's Apple Fuck 

The act of fucking a woman's throat after a hole is cut into the neck.
She wouldn't suck me off so I had to adam's apple fuck that bitch.
Adam's Apple Fuck by ThatAboy February 15, 2009

Dis(The fuck)Appeared 

When something just completely vanishes
"My ship was just here"
"Yea it didn't even fly away it just

Dis(The fuck)appeared

Fuck your apples

An insult, often hurled during drunkenness. Equivalent to go fuck yourself or fuck your ass.
Fuck your apples by brianbeeez December 7, 2018

Fuck to AppleTV 

The classier, more curated cousin of Netflix and chill. Implies a deliberate choice of a prestige show or artsy movie as background noise for getting down, typically involving moody lighting, overpriced candles, and the illusion of taste. You’re not just hooking up—you’re hooking up with taste.
He poured wine, put on Slow Horses, and lit a candle. Total ‘fuck to AppleTV’ energy.
Fuck to AppleTV by Theallsunday July 17, 2025
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